Thank God I'm a Club Employee

Well life in the field is kinda laid back
Ain't nothin' much a Club employee like me can't hack
First they give us staff, and then they take it back
Thank God I'm a Club employee

Well working at the edge really is quite fine
We educate the public pretty close to the line
And focus groups tell us what the public is buyin'
Thank God I'm a Club employee

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Well I got a local story so my impact's greater
In '98 I change to a voting record rater
I like to act now and apologize later
Thank God I'm a Club employee

Well just at the time we were gettin' somewhere
By talkin' to the folks about kids and air
They said let's drain a reservoir out there
Thank God I'm a Club employee

Well some folks think that it's really kind of funny
To hop from thing to thing just like a bunny
But it all come clear if you just track the money
Thank God I'm a Club employee

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